Children, AIs, and Rabbits

My 13-year-old, after turning down several breakfast options, opens a cupboard, pulls out a can of no-stick cooking spray, and ponders it sagely.

Next he scurries out of the kitchen with a canister of uncooked oatmeal, as if intending to eat it raw.


I’m looking forward to telling an AI, “I’ve heard good things about Baldur’s Gate 3 and Undertale, but I find their combat style unplayably annoying. Please convert them to have more of a Diablo/Hades play style,” and then play through them in a way I’d actually enjoy.

This post really started calling jerks out from the woodwork over on Threads.

I will liberally block people who give me the slightest trouble. I’ve way more than had it with AI-haters, and I will not give the benefit of the doubt.


GPT updated its image generator today, and this time it’s actually an improvement! So, I’ve made like half a graphic novel on no sleep, stuck in an airport, and only using my phone. To be fair I thoroughly storyboard the whole thing like a decade ago… but still. So awesome.

GPT is a good Bing today.

GPT is a very, very good Bing.

I miss having tokens…

I spent last fall turning all of my short story collections into music albums. Looks like I’m gonna spend this fall turning my novels into graphic novels.


“Sometimes it takes a non-human to say what it is to be a good human.”

— The Constant Rabbit: A Novel by Jasper Fforde


“The rabbits weren’t the rabbits–we were.”

— The Constant Rabbit: A Novel by Jasper Fforde

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