Me: “I want one of my publishers to email me… with good news…”
Kid: “I can’t help you with that… unless… I become a publisher. Walter Publisherman. Walter is a good fake adult name, right?”
An e-zine about spaceships, aliens, science, memory, motherhood, magic, and cats.
Me: “I want one of my publishers to email me… with good news…”
Kid: “I can’t help you with that… unless… I become a publisher. Walter Publisherman. Walter is a good fake adult name, right?”
by Mary E. Lowd
A Deep Sky Anchor Original, October 2022

Cosmic the Pangolin raced over the hills and vales of Mossy Valley Zone, her clawed feet skipping across the emerald ground so fast her talons left burning skid marks in the grass behind her. She saw a loop-de-loop looming ahead where the ground swerved into the sky and in preparation she curled her head forward, tucking her chin; then she dropped into a complete roll, her entire nebula-purple body tightening into an armored ball.
She raced forward at an unbelievable speed, leaving the grass burnt behind her. She raced the clock. She raced against time. She raced herself on previous attempts at this zone. But most importantly, she raced against Professor Robotron and her diabolical mechanical chickens. Continue reading “Cosmic the Pangolin”
Okay, so, the original six movies — Lord of the Rings and Hobbit — were fine to watch with my kids, and the first FIVE HOURS of Rings of Power were fine too… but now we’re graphically gouging out eyes and having them drip all over and other egregious violence?
Not loving this.
I can handle violence in shows, but just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should, and this level of violence in Rings of Power was out of tone with everything that preceded it. Continue reading “Suddenly Violence”
The first episode of the Quantum Leap revival was clearly made by people who love Quantum Leap a lot.
I’ve been burned by things I love a lot before… but… my damaged heart is cautiously optimistic. Continue reading “Quantum Leap Reboot”
by Mary E. Lowd
Originally published in Empyreome, Volume 3: Issue 1, January 2019

The magic in the air whispered through Katelynn’s whiskers like a summer breeze, and the fat tabby purred. The ley line that ran under her owner’s house was perfectly aligned with the orientation of her brown stripes whenever she sat under the oak tree in the backyard and faced the hummingbird feeder hanging in the neighbor’s Japanese maple — as she was now. The rising sun glinted off the windows in both houses, giving them shining eyes in their architectural faces.
It was the perfect moment for casting spells. Continue reading “Katelynn and the Hummingbird”
Me: “It’d be like if you put your fist in a box, and you didn’t know if you’d punched yourself or not until you opened it. Like Schroedinger’s Self-Punch.”
The 15-year-old: “You mean… like Russian Roulette?”
Me: “Oh yeah, I guess that does already exist.”
Home Economics is not a great show, but I do enjoy watching Topher Grace be a struggling novelist. And it’s nice to have another sitcom to look forward to each week, along with Abbott Elementary and the new Reboot (Rachel Bloom! Keegan-Michael Key!).
Sitcoms are so important. Continue reading “Writers in Sitcoms”
Me: “Time to write!”
My brain: “Let’s look up collie puppies that are available in Oregon.”
Me: “That’s not… I mean… fine.”
The horrible clattering sound of a cat knocking down an entire container of pushpins and them scattering everywhere…
Followed, of course, by the sweet, angelic mew of a perfectly innocent baby who wants you to know she could never, ever, ever do anything wrong.
That is all.
You know the scene in Roger Rabbit where no one in the bar gives Roger up to Judge Doom, because he made them laugh?
Because he made them laugh, they cared about him.
This is why stories need humor, even if they’re not comedies. It makes the audience care.