Piper Invents Laps

After much research, at the age of 6.5, my cat Piper has invented the concept of sitting on laps. It has been an arduous journey and extremely counterintuitive to her beliefs, and yet, at long last, this innovative thinker of a feline has finally arrived at the inescapable conclusion — after years of study — that the best way to get scritches may in fact be by sitting on a human lap. A previously inconceivable thought.

She sat on Daniel’s lap for seven minutes. An astonishing breakthrough in this weird and vaguely immoral new technology.

Notes from Attending My Best Worldcon So Far

Truggster is jetting his way to Worldcon to spread the very important word of OTTERS IN SPACE!!!!

Having arrived in Seattle, Truggster addresses his sales team about what to expect from Worldcon. Some of them—like Admiral Cod & Witch-Hazel—are old hat and have helped sell books before. However, others will be hiding out behind my book display for the very first time tomorrow. Continue reading “Notes from Attending My Best Worldcon So Far”

Bravery Lessons

by Mary E. Lowd

Originally published in Ursine Exchange Officer, August 2025

“Only Ensign Mewly continued fighting his honey golem without any apparent progress.”

Most weeks, Grawf taught her Ursine martial arts class in one of the starship Initiative’s exercise rooms which had tumbling mats for a floor and a full-wall mirror where her students could watch their forms.  But this week’s class was special.  This week, the bear was holding her class in the lumo-bay where a grid of blue, glowing hexagons covered the walls, floor, and ceiling.  Her students — who were mostly uplifted cats and dogs from Earth — filed in and took their places standing around the much larger bear expectantly. Continue reading “Bravery Lessons”

The Trouble with a Glorious Legacy – Part 1

by Mary E. Lowd

Originally published in Ursine Exchange Officer, August 2025

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“It was a point of pride among Ursines that they’d evolved sentience entirely on their own while the far more technologically advanced Earth mammals had needed to be uplifted by some furless primates in their distant past.”

Grawf sharpened her ceremonial knife until it gleamed like a crescent moon.  Then holding the curved blade lightly in her heavy ursine paws, the bear-like alien slowly, carefully sliced off a wafer-thin edge of honeycomb from the bustling, buzzing hive of bee-like insects in the corner of her quarters.  She placed the deliciously thin, sticky wafer atop a steaming slice of crusty bread, fresh from the real, clay oven in the other corner of her quarters.  She’d had to get special permissions to keep a clay oven onboard the starship Initiative, but it was essential to these weekly religious rites. Continue reading “The Trouble with a Glorious Legacy – Part 1”

The Trouble with a Glorious Legacy – Part 2

by Mary E. Lowd

Originally published in Ursine Exchange Officer, August 2025

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“Grawf was surprised, in the end, that any of her zumble-bees took pity on the imposter bear and chose to join his new hive.”

Bear brains don’t zip and race from one idea to the next, constantly hurrying and bouncing around like shiny metal spheres in a pinball machine like cat brains do.  And they’re not relentlessly, doggedly focused like canine minds, unwilling to let go of an idea like it’s a particularly enticing stick that needs to be chewed on once they get ahold of it.  So, Grawf walked with Braklaw to her quarters in silence, simply focusing on the task ahead of her:  dividing her zumble-bee hive and grafting a branch of her zinzinar shrub without damaging either precious being. Continue reading “The Trouble with a Glorious Legacy – Part 2”

The Trouble with a Glorious Legacy – Part 3

by Mary E. Lowd

Originally published in Ursine Exchange Officer, August 2025

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“At first, the vine cooperated… but when it realized that Fact was trying to break part of it off, the bracken fought back…”

Grawf was largely able to return to her usual duties while Braklaw was confined to his quarters by the pain and fatigue of his gene therapy treatments.  Though, she did check in on him twice a day — once in the morning and once in the evening — to see if he needed anything.  She felt a strange sense of loss with her role as a teacher of Ursine studies suddenly suspended.  So, it was with a certain twisted delight that she heard from Lt. LeGuin that the ship’s engines were struggling against unexplained interference with their power and they’d have to decrease their speed, drawing out the length of the voyage to Ursa Minuet by an additional week or two. Continue reading “The Trouble with a Glorious Legacy – Part 3”

Keep Returning to the Projects You Love

Words I wrote nine years ago: “I’m working on a story about a green-furred photosynthetic otteroid. That is definitely what I’m meant to do with my life.”

I did not realize how much this really was the truth and not just a funny thing to say when I posted it. But yeah, nine years later, I’m still actively writing about that particular universe. In fact, it’s become my top writing priority. I had the fourth book come out in that series last month; have the fifth coming out in a week; and was working on the sixth just earlier today. Continue reading “Keep Returning to the Projects You Love”